Dear Heat,
It has recently come to my attention that you are hanging around the ceiling. This is causing a bit of a problem. Due to the forces of gravity (and a lack of furniture), I am spending most of my time at home on the floor or close to it.
If you don't mind, would you consider dropping down for a visit? I have some dried fruit I would be happy to share. I'm sure I could even find a cookie or two, if you are into that sort of thing.
Anyway, I hope to see you very soon, as things are rather chilly without you.
Love,
Me
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BTW, I left a long response to your Blown Away post, but i don't know if it made it through. I never saw a "this has been accepted" message.
Please listen to the earnest pleadings of my chilled daughter. She needs your comforting warmth.
Now...that's enough with being nice...Heat---if you don't work well and get down to the business of keeping my baby warm, I will stomp over to Liz's house and...and...and...